What they didn’t tell you is that there was a special interview conducted by the mayor in Spanish! After Jay-Z returned from Cuba he felt a burning need to expand his vocabulary. For those of you outside of New York, Mayor Bloomberg is fluent in Spanish and has demonstrated his bilingual skills during several press conferences. Watch the video below for a demo.
So here is a partial transcript of the conversation between El Bloombito and Hovito.**
El Bloombito: Dondé esta Dory? Hovito: I got this Spanish chica, she don’t like me to roam. So she call me “cabron” plus “maricon” Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home. I’m like, “Uno momento, mami, slow up your tempo”…Sure books can guide you but your heart defines you, chica…You, corazón, is what brought us home..
El Bloombito: Muchos corruptioñ en Albanyo. Todos que get arrestado para takingo los bribes. Oye Cuomo va? Hovito: “Bujando, bujando!” – the cops is coming. Got that rap patrol behind, yo: get to running
El Bloombito: Los shelteros de casaless give los beds to todos who askos! Por que es tu complaingo abouto lack of affordablero housingo? Hovito: Oh, push perico if I need to for the Root of Evil.Was born in the belly: that’s the way the streets breed you..F*ck the world, my defense came.Then DeHaven introduced me to the game, Spanish Jose introduced me to ‘caine.
El Bloombito: Yo soy bañning el post officero. Los line esta muy mucho longo y esta onlyo uno windowado opeño! Por que? Hovito: Hold up; naw muh’f*ckers – y’all muh’f*ckers. Better run to the post office and get a job, muh’f*ckers
El Bloombito: Donde Esta los lightos de Northo? Borealis? Que Snorerealis! Hovito: All black at the white shows.White shoes at the black shows. Green card for the Cuban linx. Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show…
