Snake Dies After Biting Model In Fake Breast

In another attempt by the Illuminati to distract us from the tragedies of the world,** a bizarre story of a snake biting a model has snatched the days headlines. According to the NYPost a snake did not like it when Israeli model Orit Fox licked its face during a taping for Spanish TV’s Telecino. It latched onto her left breast and died later after ingesting the silicone. The model was taken to the hospital and given a tetanus shot and is doing much better than the snake.